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 #Perl Routines to Manipulate London, v 0.0.0 1792/02/23 08:16:43


 #Copyright (c) 1792-2002 William Blake

 #Unpublished work reconstituted

 #Permission granted to use and modify and append this library so long as the

 #copyright above is maintained, modifications are documented, and credit is

 #given for any use of the library.

 # Thanks are due to many people for reporting bugs and suggestions

 # For more information, see

 # Grave the sentence deep. My love of London held in torment.

 # Heavy, rains of cruelty, disguised in spectacular investments.

 # Accumulate interest in Jealousy,Terror and Secrecy.

 # The bloated Square mile

 # Gifts this isle.

 # In this citys dark gates - the tree of knowledge leads to this mansion built on misery.

 # Here the dress code of secrecy cloaks the flesh in fear.

 # This is how the proprietary city gets built,

 # Hidden in every proprietary street,

 # In every proprietary house,

 # In every proprietary possession we meet.


 # London - Simple Act Redress

 # The American War was the last judgment on England.

 # Inoculated against the sewer. Albion's Angels

 # Rise up on wings of iron & steel, spreadsheet & rule:

 # To gift sanitation & sulphurous fire to:

 # The wheat of Europe,

 # The rice of Asia,

 # The potato of America,

 # The maize of Africa.

 # Massacre-bloated, angels crawl from the corpse of war.

 # Five times fatter than when they entered.

 # Choking lays the sickening Leveller-republican. Caustic fumes - dusts,

 # gust from wars - grinding wheels - mills of cruelty - mills of terror, jealousy & secrecy.

 # Every light ray turned to shadow and despair. to rikets - scabies - ticks & lice.

 # Until the dark sun never set on the Hanoverian empire.


 # Rise then the Leveller-republic, rise on wings of knowledge flowing in the domain of the many.

 # For heaven is more knowledge then one man can muster in a lifetime.

 # For hell is more knowledge then one man can muster in a lifetime.


 # This Library is for redressing the gross loss to Londons Imagination of children

 # beaten enslaved fucked and exploited to death from 1792  to the present.

 # We see this loss in every face marked with weakness or marked with woe.

 use PublicAddressSystem qw(Hampstead Westminster Lambeth Chertsey);

 # PublicAddressSystem is an I/O library for the manipulation of the wheelen

 # Vortex4 129db outside warning system.


 # from Hampstead in the North, to Peckham in the South,

 # from Bow in the East to Chertsey in the West.

 # Find and calculate the gross lung-capacity of the children screaming from 1792 to the present

 # calculate the air displacement needed to represent the public scream

 # set PublicAddressSystem intance and transmit the output.

 # to do this we approximate that there are 7452520 or so faces that live in the charter'd streets of London.

 # Found near where the charter'd Thames does flow.



 local @SocialClass = qw( RentBoy YoungGirl-Syphalitic-Innoculator CrackKid  WarBeatenKid     ForcedFeatalAbortion Chimney-Sweeps UnCategorisedVictim);

 # These are a series of anonymous hashes;

 # At least one is required at compile time:


 local %DeadChildIndex;

 # The Data for the DeadChildIndex should be structured as follows:


 # %{DeadChildIndex} => {

 # IndexValue => {

 # Name => " Child name  If known else undefined ";

 # Age => " Must be under 14 or the code will throw an

 # exception due to $COMPLICITY";

 # Height => "Height of the child"

 # SocialClass => "RentBoy YoungGirl-Syphalitic-Innoculator

 # CrackKid WarBeatenKid ForcedFeatalAbortion

 # Chimney-Sweeps UncategorisedVictim "

 # }, As many as found

 # }


 # CryOfEveryMan

 # First we add the Class attribute to the DeadChild instance under review

 # Next add the VitalLungCapacity of that childs ability to scream

 sub CryOfEveryMan {

        my $index = shift;

        # Because a child may belong to one or more SocialClass

        # traverse the list adding the prospects of that SocialClass

        foreach my $Class (@SocialClasses){

        # Add the contents of this $Class to $DeadChildIndex->{$Index}

  # Class attribute

                if( $Class eq $DeadChildIndex->{$Index}->{Class}){

                        $DeadChildIndex->{$Index}->{Class} = %{$Class} ;


                       warn "$DeadChildIndex->{$Index}->{Name} is not a member of = $Class\n";



        $DeadChildIndex->{$Index}->{Class} = %{UncategorisedVictim} if ! $DeadChildIndex->{$Index}->{Class};

        # The average daily scream output of fear for the period 1792-2002 is 6.

        my $TotalDaysLived = ($DeadChildIndex->{$Index}->{Class}->{LifeExpectancy} * 365)

        # Calculate the gross $Lung Capacity For Screaming for this child

        my $LungCapacityForScreaming = &Get_VitalLungCapacity(\%{$DeadChildIndex->{$Index}}) *  $TotalDaysLived;

        # asign to $DeadChildIndex->{$Index}->{ScreamInFear}

        $DeadChildIndex->{$Index}->{ScreamInFear} = $LungCapacityForScreaming;


 # need a function to play the sound file for

 # lenght of time * volume of speaker system * air displacement

 # The Get_VitalLungCapacity routine uses the Age and Height entry of the DeadChildIndex

 # to calculate the Lung-Capacity of the dead child. This is then used to calculate the

 # volume and capacity of screams when terrified.

        sub Get_VitalLungCapcity{

        my $DeadChild = shift;

        my (

        $VitalLungCapcity, #  vital lung capacity in liters of air

        $Height, #  is height in centimeters

        $Age, #  is age in years


        $Height = $DeadChild->{Height} unless ! defined $DeadChild->{Height};

        $Age = $DeadChild->{Age} unless ! defined $DeadChild->{Age};

        if ($Height && $Age){

                # lung capacity increases with height, but decreases with age.

                # So a person screams the most when they are as tall as they're going to be.

                # (Probably about 18 or 20 years old.)

                 # This falls outside of our basic parameter of 0 to 14 years.

                # But the calculation is still useful

                 $VitalLungCapacity = ((0.041 * $Height) - (0.018 * $Age)) - 2.69 ;

                     return $VitalLungCapacity;


                # we may not know the height, try to guess from SocialClass

                if(! $Height){$Height = Get_HeightFromClass(Height => $DeadChild->{SocialClass})}

                # we may not know the Age, try to guess from SocialClass

                if(! $Age){$Age = Get_AgeFromClass(Age => $DeadChild->{SocialClass})}

                if($Age && $Height){

                        $VitalLungCapcity = ((0.041 * $Height) - (0.018 * $Age)) - 2.69 ;

                        return $VitalLungCapacity;


                # Approximate it

                # The average 6 year old child is about 120 cm tall. So $Height =130.0 and $Age = 6.0

                # Put this into our equation and we get that the VitalLungCapacity is about 2.1 liters.

                # The average 14 year old teenager is about 160 cm tall. So Height=160 and Age=14.

                # This gives us a vital lung capacity of about 3.6 liters.


                               $VitalLungCapacity = ((3.6) - (2.1) / 8.0) * $Age;

                                return $VitalLungCapcity;


                         $VitalLungCapacity = ((3.6) - (2.1) / 8.0) * int(rand(14)) ;

                        return $VitalLungCapcity;






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